It appears that Thanos has snapped his fingers, Sauron and the Orcs have surrounded our encampment, Voldemort has come back with the death eaters, Palpatine has returned, and The Gorn, Borg and Romulons have joined ranks against us. Our allies to the South have all been buried protecting our flank. We have become engaged by stormtroopers on either side of our camp as well as Tribes across the concrete divide. Our allies have been reduced by 75% since Morgoth collected the deeds. Our fort was built 97 years ago and we have been defending its honor for 25 years, but now the enemy is too strong. The death star commander has met with our weak rebel forces to demand a surrender in a meeting of council. Our flag will be removed, our only escape route to freedom has been renamed by the one who shall not be named. Surrounding nations will assume we waved the white flag of defeat. We will be clad in purple robes and be so marked in public humiliation. We must find a means of escape yet we must stay to protect the Manor and its heritage. Who shall help us? Who will hear our cries for help? We must call Wonder Realtor! Or use the cloak of invisibility.

Resistance is futile
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